Kelly From Texas

I mentioned in previous posts that my job requires me to travel across the state of Texas. Now, I have completely neglected this website for over a year, and I promise it was for several good reasons. However, I would love to start catching you up on the last year of my life. [...]

A while back I posted this entry, sharing a creepy commercial that will haunt your dreams. It was probably created by people who dropped acid a few minutes before filming began, ESPECIALLY the dude with the giant pickle/dildo on his head. I can’t imagine anyone was paid very much to humiliate themselves this [...]

How to know you have spent too much time studying:
You use the same fork for lunch and dinner every day for a least a week.
46 hours…