The Pickle is No Longer Surprised
A while back I posted this entry, sharing a creepy commercial that will haunt your dreams. It was probably created by people who dropped acid a few minutes before filming began, ESPECIALLY the dude with the giant pickle/dildo on his head. I can’t imagine anyone was paid very much to humiliate themselves this greatly. I’m sure the copious amounts of drugs caused them all to not care anyway.
Since then, it has become the most commented entry on my website, not because real people are actually viewing it and saying “OH MY GOD THE HORROR.” It’s because Viagra and Cialis spammers latched on to the the title “pickle surprise” and decided that would be the most appropriate entry to place their poorly designed comments and links to buy their products.
But really, after viewing the video, I suppose you would need a heavy dose of Viagra to even hope to get your penis in the upright position. Especially after seeing the hooker with the blacked out front tooth in the first 10 seconds.